My Kids Are *GASP* Average!!!!

Both Z and E had their yearly check ups today. Z weighs in at an astounding 31.5 lbs and 37.5 inches. Baby E hit the charts at 22.12 lbs and well, crap I don't even remember how many inches she was.
Then the "chart" came out. I was shown on the chart where each of them measured. They both were exactly at the 50th percentile.
You can only imagine my horror to hear the words that two of my beloved children are AVERAGE!!!!!
I don't know how I'm expected to sleep tonight with this new knowledge. I guess I have no choice but to drink myself into a puddle.