Friday, September 21, 2007

Stupid God Damn Frogs

These two freakin cheapo plastic frogs have caused so much mayhem in our house. I took the pic with a quarter for scale. They are tiny. Cheap. Useless plastic frogs. L and Z got them from the dentist the other day. After you get your teeth cleaned you can choose two prizes from the buckets of crap that the dentist has available. Usually it's stickers, pencils, cheap plastic rings and such. This week it was plastic freakin frogs. L and Z have had more screaming fights over who touched who's frog than they have ever had in all the three years of their lives as sisters. And of course because these things are about 3 centimeters long we have also had SEVERAL hysterical crying episodes because Z lost yellow froggie in her bed. Well of course she lost the stupid damn frog in her bed! It's the size of a nickel and she insists on sleeping with it in her bed!!! I have had to pull apart all of her blankets and sheets shaking everything out looking for the damn yellow frog after each of her naps this week.
When my mom asked Z yesterday what she would like for her upcoming birthday she replied, " I want a pink frog like my yellow frog."
Are you fucking kidding me????!!!!
Cinderella herself could come strolling into our house tomorrow and L and Z would hardly look up at her if they were busy playing with their stupid ass frogs.
If you'll notice, yellow frog (which belongs to Z) is missing it's nose. It surely was ingested by her at some point.

2 Comments:

Blogger Highlandgal said...

If only you could predict this stuff and have it under the tree for Christmas. Sorry that it's causing so much strife though. Sheesh.

11:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

rofl - that's hysterical!!

1:02 PM  

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