Monday, December 10, 2007

Fond Mommy Moments

Don't you love it when you are snuggled up in a chair giving your baby a cup of warm milk to settle her down for a nap. She drinks about 6 ounces and then gets all cozy and drowsy on your lap. So you pick her up and give her a few pats and rubs on her back before you place her in her crib. BUT before you can place her in her crib she throws up oodles of putrid milk all over your hair, shoulder and leg. Miraculously, she does not get any nasty undigested warm milk on herself, just all over you. And yet somehow, even though she only drank six ounces, she managed to puke up 56 ounces. So now there is the distinct smell of rotten cheese in the air because as we all know, that is what hot puked up milk smells like.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Add some strawberry powder to that puke fest and I'd know exactly what you meant. :)

4:04 PM  
Blogger phins_jazy said...

add pink powder, a carseat, and a road trip 1000 miles away from home and I'd know exactly what you mean! LOL Sorry she's havin a bad day. Hopefully tomorrow will be better.

7:34 PM  
Blogger Sraikh said...

Yucks. Hopefully you had time to shower and get rid of the smell. And if not, then I hope the Pomegranate Martinis (how the f@ck do you spell the word) are helping you

11:55 PM  
Blogger catankgirl said...

You should write for Halmark, you really should. ;)

12:32 AM  

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