My feet are swollen. They look like big square marshmallows.
Oooh marshmallows, yummy.

Anyway here's my story of the day.While putting the kids in the car today in my drive way the garbage truck pulls up to collect, what else, my garbage. I give the guy a little smile and a nod. And he says "how you doing". I then am finished strapping L into her seat so I must have moved away from the car to reveal my enormous belly, which apparently wasn't noticeable at the previous angle. I then hear the guy laugh, he actually laughed. I turned and looked at him and he said, while still laughing "wow, you're really pregnant."
I looked at him dumbly and said" Fuck you, you're a garbage man."
Alright, I didn't really say that. But I wanted to.